Most of the world believed that ­Ronaldo had actually used a surrogate mother to have his baby – but as the Sunday Mirror revealed the truth yesterday (of his sudden ­unexpected fatherhood), it is clear now that the Real Madrid’s winker has been caught with his pants down. Ho ho ho… Read below:

Me, You, F*** F***

The mother of Cristiano ­Ronaldo’s baby is a ­penniless American waitress who the football star seduced with the line: “.” But his chat-up line was so blunt, she didn’t understand it. So Ronaldo ­resorted to drawing a love heart on a misted-up window and said: “Me, you, kiss!” Then he whisked her back to his hotel for a one-night stand which left the girl pregnant – and Ronaldo with a £10 million paternity bill.

A friend said: “Ronni looked the girl in the eye and said extremely directly: ‘Me, you, f*** f***.’ “She was taken aback and just said: ‘What!’ She didn’t actually understand what he meant. She was totally nonplussed “The window by his table was steamed up, so he drew a love heart on it with his finger. Then he said, ‘Me, you, kiss,’ and the penny dropped.“That’s typical Ronni – he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him, and he comes straight to the point. It was just yet another one-night stand and Ronnie assumed he would never see her again.”But after finding out she was pregnant, and convinced Ronaldo was the only possible father, the woman tracked him down through his agent, Jorge Mendes. – The Sun, UK.

‘Me, you, f*** f***” ???? What a catchy line to use, LOL. I sure many men or boys will give it a try now and I’m bet it will becomes a popular line in years to come. Hear that Paul, I’m giving another prediction again!!!!  By the way, the boy was named Cristiano after the great man himself. And the little boy’s mother has been paid a life-changing $15.1million to keep her identity ­confidential and to hand the child over to Ronaldo’s ­family.

- Me, you, f*** f***

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Valdano when ask about Ronaldo said “He is a great professional, he dedicates a very great deal of time to his work. He is a great footballer and a very good professional.“  Then he added “You don’t get the player’s body he has, which is a footballing advertisement, without working a great deal. Another thing is that his reputation as an officially good-looking guy, and a social or advertising model, blurs his image a bit”.

So no surprise after signing another good looking football player, Kaka of Brazil, they shifted their attention to Ronaldo. All the rumours about Tevez & Ribery going to Real Madrid is unlikely to happen. No direspect to their talent but look does matter.

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Back in the 90’s, there was a popular TV show called Maero Attack. It’s about a group of teenage students in a volleyball team that practised a few unorthodox techniques such as sommersault spike and flying sauces serve. It was such a popular show then and it inspired many children to take up volleyball. While I enjoyed the show, I thought the techniques were rubbish, in particular the sommersault spike. Never in my mind that someday such technique will be implemented in the real world, certainly not in my favourite sport football. See the video below and tell me what you think of it.

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