Me, You, F*** F***
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When my friends and I heard that football star is having a baby, we shook our head in disbelieve. What? Ronaldo is a Daddy? The hotshot is ready to ditch his playboy life for a chance to be a father? I think to myself “Oh NO, not in a million years”. I’m convinced that there will be some development in the near future and I was right, again. Hear that Paul The Octopus? I was right again….
Most of the world believed that Ronaldo had actually used a surrogate mother to have his baby – but as the Sunday Mirror revealed the truth yesterday (of his sudden unexpected fatherhood), it is clear now that the Real Madrid’s winker has been caught with his pants down. Ho ho ho… Read below:
Me, You, F*** F***
The mother of Cristiano Ronaldo’s baby is a penniless American waitress who the football star seduced with the line: “.” But his chat-up line was so blunt, she didn’t understand it. So Ronaldo resorted to drawing a love heart on a misted-up window and said: “Me, you, kiss!” Then he whisked her back to his hotel for a one-night stand which left the girl pregnant – and Ronaldo with a £10 million paternity bill.
A friend said: “Ronni looked the girl in the eye and said extremely directly: ‘Me, you, f*** f***.’ “She was taken aback and just said: ‘What!’ She didn’t actually understand what he meant. She was totally nonplussed “The window by his table was steamed up, so he drew a love heart on it with his finger. Then he said, ‘Me, you, kiss,’ and the penny dropped.“That’s typical Ronni – he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him, and he comes straight to the point. It was just yet another one-night stand and Ronnie assumed he would never see her again.”But after finding out she was pregnant, and convinced Ronaldo was the only possible father, the woman tracked him down through his agent, Jorge Mendes. – The Sun, UK.
‘Me, you, f*** f***” ???? What a catchy line to use, LOL. I sure many men or boys will give it a try now and I’m bet it will becomes a popular line in years to come. Hear that Paul, I’m giving another prediction again!!!! By the way, the boy was named Cristiano after the great man himself. And the little boy’s mother has been paid a life-changing $15.1million to keep her identity confidential and to hand the child over to Ronaldo’s family.
- Me, you, f*** f***
Passionate About Blogging
Hi Ismail,
Very interesting, though a bit weird.
I am sure many men and boys will follow Ronaldo’s trick.
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Ismail N Reply:
July 26th, 2010 at 9:44 am
Not me.
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15 million? pergh..lifetime plus anak cucu warranty tu hehehe
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Ismail N Reply:
July 26th, 2010 at 9:43 am
Kalau EPF, baru akaun 3 dia je tu bro….
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Err…. bangsa mereka ni bukannya ada halal haram pun. Nak buat anak ke, nak make love ke… ikut suka laa… macam haiwan je. Tak perlu nikah. Sebab tu bila jadi perkara gini, senang-senang boleh claim anak sipolan (dari DNA) dan mintak pampasan…
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Ismail N Reply:
July 26th, 2010 at 9:42 am
oucchhh… Sabar Kak, sabar….
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